Okay, I admit it…I didn’t do it.
This is normal, right? I mean, just because everyone I know has talked like they’ve already done it doesn’t mean that they’re telling the truth…right?
It’s not like I’m asking for that much. I don’t need the perfect guy. I don’t need candlelight or roses. Honestly, I don’t even need a real bed.
The guys I know complain that girls are always looking for Mr. Right—do I have to wear a sign that says I’m only looking for Mr. Right Now?
Sooooo…anyone out there want sex? Anyone? Hello? Just for fun?
I am not going to die a virgin. One way or another I am going to make this happen.
Hey, what have I got to lose? Besides the obvious.
I really don’t like writing bad reviews. I know how much time and effort goes into writing but unfortunately I really struggled through this book. The main character, Ellie, was so naïve and dumb. It almost felt like that her virginity was used to define her as a character like it was a stereotype. And with someone being so obsessed with losing her virginity you would think that she would be more knowledgeable on the subject.
Maybe I took the book too literally and it was supposed to be more of a satire which I could definitely see but not sure if that is how the book was written. All of the other characters were so pretentious that I wanted to just throw the book across the room. Honestly reading this book gave me a headache and it was super annoying.
All in all I would not recommend this book at all.